Movie Theatres

I went to see an okay movie recently.  But do you know what I hate? I hate it when people talk during movies.  I really want to say something obscene but I remember my manners and classily say:

But alas, I feel like that would be hypocritical.

What's even more annoying + awkward is when you see two people doing THIS right next to you:

Ahem. Sucking face.