If there were a bunch of rules in a rulebook in a library in a financial district in a city in a microcosm, then one of the rules would state:
People should not fly.
People have legs and feet for a reason you know. People need to use their legs to walk to the couch so they can watch people pretend to fly on the television. And maybe walk to the grocery store. And maybe to walk back home. BUT THERE IS NO NEED FOR FLYING PEOPLE.
I'm not saying that we should abandon air travel -- although that may further develop bus transportation.
But if people could fly they would need wings, which is another appendage to wash, clean, and take care of. If they ever had to get surgery for your wings, they'd have to see a flapologist.
And whenever you get into a flying accident, you would need to contact your flying insurance agent.
WHAT A HASSLE!
So while you wonder what's going on, I'll wonder how I got the idea to write such a crazy post in the first place.
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